Breaking: Dan Maes' classified government mission revealed

Thanks to Airbus for help with research into this story…

While I’m not sure when the following news will be officially released, I believe it’s important enough for me to break the story now as people consider whom to cast a ballot for in just 30 days.

Republican candidate for Governor of Colorado Dan Maes may sooon make a substantial public disclosure regarding adding to his resume a previously secret aspect of his prior service in the US Air Force.

Through several months of filing Freedom of Information Act requests, I have been able to verify the former existence of a secret Air Force program intended to study the militarization of inner space, particularly the suitability of the moon as a base for a long-distance weapon based on either sound or laser beams. (The precise details of which form of weaponry became preferred were redacted within the DoD report received in response to my FOIA request.)  The program was known as the National Earth Radius Defense ("NERD").

Due to the development of highly capable satellites, the NERD program became unnecessary, and was disbanded sometime in the early 1980s, likely along with Ronald Reagan’s push for “star wars"  missile defense, officially known as the Strategic Defense Initiative (SDI).  As part of NERD, NASA trained several “backup” astronauts whose names were never published, though their (anonymous) existence was known simply because it seemed obvious that NASA would have astronauts available in case one of the primary moon landing personnel was unable to fulfill the mission.

What was not publicly known until now is that the last three Apollo missions (Apollo 15, 16, and 17) each had one more participant in the actual moon landing than was publicly known, each a low-ranking Air Force officer trained by NASA who went to the moon after entering the spaceship through a secret tunnel, so as not to be seen by the liftoff’s public spectators.  That NERD officer’s mission was to scout out moon areas which, based on a combination of suitable surface conditions and angle of reference to the earth, might be suitable locations for the placement of a high-power weapon. As to whether the weapon was intended for hitting cities, military bases, or other land based targets, or whether it was actually a precursor to SDI, that information remains classified.

For the final Apollo mission, Apollo 17, that secret NERD astronaut was Dan Maes.

For security purposes, very few photographs were ever taken of the NERD astronauts, and those that were taken were quickly hidden in Air Force archives. (Not even NASA got to keep copies.)  However, more than 30 years after the last NERD mission, and with some prodding from the Air Force’s own legal team following my third FOIA request on the subject, I have received two photos of Maes’ participation in the program and have been told that no other photos will be released in the future.

The first was taken during Maes’ NASA/NERD training, before the actual mission was executed:


The latter, taken during Maes’ approximately 75 minute moon walk, is the only photo of Maes during the mission; it is also the only known photo of any of the Air Force’s NERD “secret astronauts” on the surface of the moon:


While I greatly appreciate Dan Maes’ commitment to the secrecy and classified nature of the NERD program, given the time that has passed and the importance of knowing as much as possible about our gubernatorial candidates before our upcoming election, I (with the approval of my attorneys and the Department of Defense) have decided to share this information with the public at this time.

  • dan
    Comment from: dan
    10/04/10 @ 08:06:12 am

    That is a hoot!! I didn't realize April 1st had already come around again.

    Great photos!!!

    Dan

  • L Jones
    Comment from: L Jones
    10/04/10 @ 11:28:28 am

    You crack me up Ross!

  • airbus
    Comment from: airbus
    10/04/10 @ 01:36:57 pm

    That's one small step for "Dan", one giant leap for "Dan's kind"...

  • Michelle Miller
    Comment from: Michelle Miller
    10/05/10 @ 04:20:54 pm

    Really? Is this necessary? What is wrong with you? You are not satisfied with spreading lies and playing a roll in destroying a good mans campaign you have to stoop to this level. This is what your career is about? Wow…. And you claim Dan Maes has issues. Shame on you.

  • Comment from: Rossputin
    10/05/10 @ 04:24:12 pm

    Michelle,

    I'd be happy to loan you a few bucks so you can go to WalMart and buy a sense of humor.

    RGK

  • Theresa Niel
    Comment from: Theresa Niel
    10/05/10 @ 08:00:14 pm

    I do not see the humor here or point that you are trying to make, evidently you have too much time on your hands to go through all the trouble of doing some time consuming photo-shop. Perhaps walking precincts and asking voters to VOTE Republican would be a lot more productive. I fail to see the humor since so many of us are EXTREMELY concerned about this Maes/Tancredo situation and we really cannot survive another democrat in office destroying what is left of our State. Grassroots is not a perfect system and the candidates wont be perfect either so lets keep our civility and respect to fellow Republicans. Most of us are worried sick about this problem but poking fun is not the answer. It is a shame that events have some voters confused, and many in my precinct frankly are at a loss to include myself. We must Win both the Senate and Governors seat if not our Nation and the State of Colorado will die, so I fail to see any humor here but our liberties allows you to express yourself, but I just wish it could be in better taste.

  • Comment from: Rossputin
    10/05/10 @ 08:44:32 pm

    To be clear, Theresa, Airbus did the artwork and he's so fast with that stuff that it took him a very short time. I had the article idea and asked him for the photos.

    Poking fun is not the answer, but it's also not the problem.

    I think more people found this funny than not funny.

    At the end of the day, life is about more than the Republican Party.

    And I do more than my share to explain to people why conservative principles should be supported (except for social issues where "conservatives" are far too intrusive.) I suppose that means, more precisely, that I do more than my share to explain why libertarian principles and candidate should be supported.

    As for the handful of people who think my humorous post is not humorous or is beyond the pale, I can live with that. I don't need everyone's approval every day. I know this thing is funny...and I know Dan Maes has earned it. It doesn't mean I minimize the importance of the situation. Indeed, as I've said since before most people were saying it, Tom Tancredo has a better chance to win than Dan (obvious now, but not obvious when I started saying it). To the extent that I can convince people to abandon support of Maes, it increases the chance of beating Hickenlooper so this humor is not without political merit as well.

    In any case, I repeat that it doesn't bother me at all to have a few people occasionally dislike what I write. If I don't annoy a few people from time to time then I wouldn't be doing a very good job.

  • Jennifer  Raiffie
    Comment from: Jennifer Raiffie
    10/06/10 @ 06:31:52 pm

    This is Hallarious! Great Job Ross! Very Funny and Creative.

  • Adrian Yanez
    Comment from: Adrian Yanez
    10/06/10 @ 07:20:02 pm

    I love it. Oh by the way being a dirty cop and covering it up is not the behavior of a "good man".

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