Muddle-headed environmentalists and do-gooders have a plan to turn off their lights from 8:30 PM to 9:30 PM tonight in an apparent bid to save the planet from global warming…which is not occurring.

In an effort to slow the next ice age, I urge you all to combat these dimwitted members of the cult of Algore by turning on every light in your house, your car, and even on your bicycle during that time.

Take a symbolic stand against the real and metaphoric societal darkness which the self-serving egomaniacs who claim or believe that humans can substantially change a planet’s climate are trying to impose on our liberty and our economy.

(For the record, I don’t actually believe that turning on lights will prevent global cooling… It’s gonna happen no matter what we do.)